Well, I guess I wasn’t the only one who noticed something wrong with the new campaign imagery. State official have decided to ”alter” the campaign. A statement released from Alisa Bailey, President and CEO of Virginia Tourism Corporation states: ”We have decided to adjust the new Virginia is for Lovers …
“Live Passionately” – Don’t Throw Gang Signs!
Have you seen the new ”Live passionately” adds in Virginia? The new slogan created by The Virginia Tourism Corp is to be used in tandem with the 1969 slogan ”Virginia is for lovers”. Virginia Beach tourism officials started pushing its new slogan Wednesday. At Neptune’s Park in Virginia Beach the …
Congratulations Rock
A rock solid performance by our Virginia chef. I didn’t know until recently Rock was from Spotsylvania, VA. Rock is not only a local to my area but perhaps the most qualified to win the Hell’s Kitchen title. You had my vote and I am glad you won. Congrats, hope …
I finally found that guy I’ve been talking to at Microsoft tech support.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.” Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and …
Today’s Reading is from the Book of Corporate Life
Chapter 11, Verses 1-15: 1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without Form. 4. And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, ”It …
No Reservations
In case you didn’t know I’m a bit of a foodie. I enjoy a variety of food related television shows. Some more popular than others. We have all heard of Emeril and if your a foodie you have probably heard of Iron Chef (the original) and like shows. I grew …
Gordon Boots the Short Order Chef – 3 Losers Remain
Bummer! I was really hoping that Julia would make it to the final two or at least the final three. Although she had a great personality and some decent skills she truly is to green to run a resort kitchen. I was really impressed with Chef Ramsey’s offer to send …
Keep Your iPod Safe – Make It Look Like A Zune
There has been a lot of news recently about the high theft rate of the Apple iPod. On the flip side there has been absolutely no news about the Microsoft Zune player. Hide-a-Pod (hideapod.com) protects your iPod or iPhone by making it look like a Zune player. First let me …
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s a Man In A Lawn-chair
Some people are never satisfied. In his second flight Kent Couch of Oregon strapped himself into his lawn chair. 105 large helium balloons enabled Couch to to soar for close to nine hours. His journey was approximately 193 miles.Couch most likely got the idea from Larry Walter the original lawn …
Happy Independence Day
God Bless America – the land of the FREE. On this day we pray for the safety of our troops who are unable to celebrate this day with us. Be Safe and Enjoy this great land!
iPhone – Too Rich For Me
The iPhone looks awesome, absolutely incredible. Do I want one? Hell Yes! Am I going to buy one? Hell No… First and foremost I’m not going to leave my current cell service. I had AT&T a few years back and they were alright but nothing compared to my current provider …
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
7:00 pm – Opening flag burning 7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast …
Cents and Sensibility – It’s Not Easy Being Green!
San Francisco says no more bottled water and Maryland says no more plastic bags. Coast to coast the “Green” theme is here to stay. What started as an ideology years ago, the going green craze is making an impact. I can remember when stores first introduced plastic bags. Chain stores …
Bob Barker – It Won’t Be The Same With Out You
The face of daytime television will change forever on June 15. Bob Barker has taped his final Price Is Right show. I can’t even imagine how many of us have grown up with Bob. The sound of the “big wheel” or a falling “Plinko” disc will never be the same …
Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Kitchen
Grab your jacket and toque its time to start cookin. Hell’s Kitchen and Top Chef are back. The previews are looking good. Iron Chef has been getting me thru, but Im ready for some bitching, backstabbing, and baking… Gordon Ramsey, you are my idol. Perhaps Tom Colicchio is the better …
Friday Fun Part Deux
It’s A Two For One Spécial! Well Friday has come once again. I have to thank Scott for sending me the below video. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this. I love chipmunks, and fart jokes are always in good taste… Part Un (running with …
Star Wars Hits 30
A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away… 30 years and holding strong. Let the geeks around the world unite. Strap on your Boba Fett costume run into the street and chase down some rebel scum. Have yourself a Star Wars viewing one weekend. I think I can …
Celebrity Injustice
Yet another case of rich people doing whatever they want. Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half because of her “good behavior”. It was explained that her good behavior consisted of multiple factors including showing up for her court date. Your kidding me right? Her 23 day stay …
Friday Fun – South Park Mac vs. PC
There is a love / hate feud over the Mac vs. PC television commercials. (Not to mention the religious war of the Mac PC OS.) Those love / hate feelings belong to Mac and Windows users. No matter what side of the fence you fall on, I think everyone can …
Second Life – Are You Kidding Me?
There is an internet craze that is growing at an enormous rate. Second Life is an online imaginary world where you (the real you) can assume any identity your little heart desires. ”What is Second Life? – Second Life is a 3-D virtual world entirely built and owned by its …
How About Some Cuteness For The Day?
A friend sent me the below video today. This is perhaps one of the cutest darned things I’ve seen in a long time. It is a pair of otters floating around holding hands. Cute little weasels!
Political Correctness Defined
Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that …
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
An Irish Prayer May God give you… For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. …
Dear Mr. N.Y. Mugger
You know who you are. And one day the world will know who you are also. Did you enjoy beating that 101 and 85-year-old woman? What the heck were you thinking? What did you buy with twenty bucks you got from them? Was it worth it? I hope that the …
Useless Engineering
I came across a story about a Duke University engineering graduate who had created a beer tossing refrigerator. The recent grad apparently had nothing to do with his newly found free time. Longing to relive his college days he was inspired to create the beer tossing fridge. The mini-fridge is …