Dear Congress, Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we have come to a unified decision that fits all our needs and interests, we will have to shut down our checkbook and will no longer be able to …
I’m a legal American citizen and… Letter to Governor Jan Brewer
To Governor Jan Brewer: Here is exactly why you have the support of tens of millions of Americans. Do not back down, Governor. You are doing the right thing for us. Thanks. If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of …
Dear Mr. President
Welcome to Washington; It really is a lovely city we have here. I wish you the best of luck in your new appointment. It’s a tough crowd around Washington. I truly hope you can accomplish many of the goals you have set out to achieve. Maybe you can convince the …
Time To Get Your Truck Neutered
Well friends, our wonderful Virginia legislature is at it again. No- they are not still pushing to outlaw underwear showing individuals in baggy pants. They have moved onto much more important issues. Delegate Lionel Spurill has introduced legislation to ban masculine genitalia dangling (aka: “Truck Nuts”) on vehicles since they …
Political Correctness Defined
Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that …
All Politics Aside
I can’t wait for election day. Not only will I have a chance to do my civic duty but I won’t have to listen to all the BS that the parties are throwing around. Over the past several years election campaigns have become smutfests filled with lies and useless information. …