April 13th 2036 = Doomsday

Well, live it up now because it’s all coming to an end… Some engineers and astronauts have stated there is an asteroid headed towards the earth. The group who met in San Francisco is urging the United Nations to take action. Apparently it’s about a 45,000 to 1 chance of …

Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s day to all of those who are near and dear to my heart For the rest of you, I’m sorry your lonely; get off your computer and go find your special someone. Your not going to find them by reading blogs all day! Beverle – Will you be …

Run – Were all going to die…

It’s 5 Minutes To Midnight -The Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” ahead by two minutes. “This deteriorating state of global affairs leads the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists–in consultation with a Board of Sponsors that …

A New Look For The New Year

Well I put up a new look for the new year. I haven’t had a lot of time to write recently. The past several months have been rough. I hope to start this year on a positive note however. Best Wishes for the new year everyone.

2006 What A Ride

2006 I am not sad to see you go. Good riddance, farewell, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!  For the most part this year will be remembered for the bad things that happened. I am thankful for a few things. My wife, my …

Obituary – The Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a …

The Dumbest Idea of 2006

I would just like to take a moment to say that O.J. Simpson is possibly the biggest pile of steaming feces in the world. What a piece of work. I hope the devil has carved out a special part of Hell just for O.J. Simpson. And I must not fail …

Happy Birthday to my Beverle

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to my Beverle, Happy Birthday to you… Love You Happy Birthday Beverle (Click Here) I hope you enjoy your day!

All Politics Aside

I can’t wait for election day. Not only will I have a chance to do my civic duty but I won’t have to listen to all the BS that the parties are throwing around. Over the past several years election campaigns have become smutfests filled with lies and useless information. …

Happy Halloween

Costume Party (Joke) A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with …

Happy Birthday to the iPod

Wow – 5 years and a truly music crazed world. I don’t think Steve Jobs knew what he had when he introduced the first iPod on the 23rd of October 2001. Apple has set a musical hunger in so many around the world. Will the iPod still be #1 five …

They Are Fighting for You

I don’t care what your view of the War or Bush is. If you are an American- you should be proud of what your troops do for you weather you are a supporter or not. Someone sent me the following Power Point show and it says a lot. God Bless …

The Hump-day Cure

I find Wednesday to be particularly slow and monotonous. The after lunch hours are often the hardest. Lately I have found something that makes the day easier to handle. My secret cure… Fox’s “The Family Guy” television show. The internet is riddled with shorts of this hilariously funny (and oh …

iTunes / Nano Upgrades

Well, no new video iPod, but Apple has updated the nano and iTunes. The iTunes app works the same as the previous versions however it now has some cool new features. Multiple display views have been added to the library. I love the old jukebox style of flipping through album …

9/11 – Five years…

My thoughts and prayers continue to go out the the victims families.  Your loss was so amazingly senseless. I hope we have learned from this tragedy.  I hope we continue to improve our security and hunt down the SOB’s that planned the attack. Nothing more to say other than – …