What the hell is wrong with people? A boy in Utah is trying to get into Guinness by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler let 43 slimy snails crawl onto his face in the record setting attempt. The current record is 36 snails in 10 seconds. I …
Wreckage Of My Past – The Story of Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy is the man! That said, A film “Wreckage Of My Past – The Story of Ozzy Osbourne” is set to release next year. Wreckage Of My Past is a new film documenting the life of music icon Ozzy Osbourne as he approaches his 60th birthday. Newly sober, Ozzy has finally …
Crustacean Cruelty; Where’s the Lobster Love?
A sports bar down in Florida has recently been pinched by some angry animal rights folks over an arcade like lobster catching game. The Royal Palm Beach restaurant offers diners a claw machine to grab a free lobster dinner. For $2 you can have a go at grabbing a yummy …
Happy Earth Day
She is an amazing beauty… Let’s keep her that way! Together we can all do a few small things to save our earth. Now get out there and hug a tree. Happy Earth Day
Congratulations Top Chef Hosea
And the winner of Bravo’s Top Chef is Hosea. Great job… You really pulled out the goods in the end. I think Hosea was consistent throughout the competition. Although he didn’t win an overwhelming amount of challenges he did show passion. Hosea’s passion for his craft is what i believe …
772 Pound Freshwater Stingray Caught with Rod & Line
Holy Mackerel Stingray – That thing is HUGE! A British angler landed a freshwater stingray that weighed in at 772lbs, measuring 7′ plus a 3′ tail. Not only is that one ginormous stingray- he caught it using a rod and line! Unbelievable, Ian Welch needed the assistance of twelve other …
“The Day The Music Died”
A half-century ago a plane went down in Iowa killing three great musicians. February 3, 1959 was the infamous day that Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper were killed. I’m sure time stopped for a moment when the news hit the airwaves. Holly, Valens and the Bopper were …
The Best 2009 Super Bowl Commercial
Well I think it was another lame year for big buck commercials shown during the super bowl. I have to give top prize to the “Hate Work” Careerbuilder.com video. I think this was the only one that made me laugh out loud. Here is the video for your viewing pleasure. …
Dear Mr. President
Welcome to Washington; It really is a lovely city we have here. I wish you the best of luck in your new appointment. It’s a tough crowd around Washington. I truly hope you can accomplish many of the goals you have set out to achieve. Maybe you can convince the …
Burger King Whopper Perfume “Flame”
OMG – Now I have seen it all! The Whopper sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. Flame by Burger King captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat. Get your bottle today at firemeetsdesire.com… It’s a bargain …
O.J. Simpson FINALLY Goes To Jail
Damn… It’s about time someone locked that screwball up! Formor football great looser O.J. Simpson was sentenced today to at least 15 years in prison. Simpson was found guilty for his armed altercation in a Vegas hotel last year. Goodbye, good riddance, Don’t let the door hit you on the way …
Pregnant Man, Pregnant Again – Who Cares?
I’m so sick of seeing crap on this so called ‘pregnant man’. He is NOT a man… He’s a woman who underwent gender reassignment surgery without removing his her female reproductive organs. Recently on CNN’s Larry King Live Thomas Beatie told King she he is surprised from all the attention she he has …
Happy 10th Birthday Google
10 Years Old. My oh my how a simple little search engine has grown. Google opened its doors in September 1998. The exact date when we celebrate our birthday has moved around over the years, depending on when people feel like having cake. For more on Google’s history: http://www.google.com/corporate/history.html I …
R.I.P. Nyac
Nyac the famed YouTube sea otter has died. The otter was Vancouver Aquarium’s old resident. Nyac who lived peacefully at the aquarium was an Exxon Valdez survivor. She was 20 years old. She grabbed worldwide attention when a video of her holding hands with a fellow otter was posted on …
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Grog-filled Talk Like a Pirate Day ye mangy dog. Put yer parrot on yer shoulder and get to pillaging and plundering. What’s that? Ye didn’t be knowin’ today was th’ offical Talk Like a Pirate Day… What country be ye from? Grab yer lass park it on th’ couch and …
Never Forget – Not a Chance
I will never forget this awful days past. It is etched in my mind and soul for the rest of my days. It saddens me that we had to endure this day, it hurts me for the families that lost this day, it angers me for the ignorance of this …
A Nightmare On Elm Street Hollywood Boulevard
Dear Hollywood Please STOP remaking movies… Can’t anyone come up with something new? The Michael Bay production company has announced that they will be remaking “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. Better yet- they have cast Billy Bob Thornton to play the part of Freddy Krueger! Are you kidding me? OMG, …
Holy Hookah Batman – Cheech and Chong Finally Reunite
I never thought this day would come. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong have finally made plans to reunite for their first comedy tour in 25 years. The details of the “Hey, What’s That Smell?” tour were announced today during a news conference in Hollywood. This isn’t the first time Cheech …
Flesh Feeding Fish Pedicure – Anyone?
Now this is just crazy! I saw this on the local news the other night and just couldn’t believe my eyes. A local (Alexandria, VA) salon is offering a pedicure treatment that involves tiny carp (Garra Rufa) fish that eat away your dead skin and callouses. Like hungry little piranha’s …
“World’s Oldest Blogger” Posts Last Blog Entry
108 year old Olive Riley died Saturday at a nursing home in South Wales. Riley dubbed the worlds oldest blogger posted over seventy entries on her blog in the past year. Her blog consisted of her daily happenings and a series of YouTube videos. She often blogged about her family …
Goodbye George
What a sad day it is. The world lost an amazing comedian today. George Carlin was one of the best. Constant and true, what an artist! Cheers George – you will be missed.
Stephanie Izard Wins Top Chef Season 4
Congratulations to Stephanie! You had a solid season and were an excellent competitor. Finally a woman has taken home victory for this competition. Great Job! “I just made the best meal that night,” Izard told The Associated Press. “It came down to who brought their A-game.” I really enjoyed this …
It’s Top Chef Finale Time
Get out your Ginsu there’s a knife fight ah comin! Antonia- what the hell were you thinking? I guess you were too preoccupied with your new restaurant since you weren’t paying attention to the contest. How could you let Lisa beat you? And then there were three. Lisa, Stephanie and …
LOL – ”America Deserves More”
Here is your laugh for the day. A friend forwarded this one to me and I couldn’t pass up sharing it with you. Get your ”None Of The Above 08” bumper sticker or T-Shirt today. “Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils? Don’t you think America Deserves More? …