OMG – Now I have seen it all! The Whopper sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. Flame by Burger King captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat. Get your bottle today at firemeetsdesire.com… It’s a bargain …
From Lolcats to Loldogs – Introducing FAIL Blog
You may not know the name Lolcats but I’m sure you seen some of their user contributed photos around the net. A friend has pointed out a new lol variant called FAIL blog. FAIL Blog features “Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious …
Family Guy – My New Favorite Episode
Everyone knows that I love the TV show “Family Guy”. They are always pushing the limit. The episode where they bring home a new dog is just hilarious. I’v linked the Hulu video below for you viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Show: Family Guy Title: The Man With Two Brians Season: 7 …
Happy Howl-O-Ween From Toby & Buddy
Take a look at these two characters! “King” Toby and first mate “Pirate” Buddy enjoyed wearing their halloween costumes. More pictures in the Gallery…
Happy Halloween
Be safe out there tonight. Make sure you eat lots of candy 😉 “Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. If you don’t, I won’t be sad. I’ll just make you wish you had!”
New Stock Market Terms
CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband …
The Sum of This Week is – WTF?
Yep – that’s all I have to say about that…
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Grog-filled Talk Like a Pirate Day ye mangy dog. Put yer parrot on yer shoulder and get to pillaging and plundering. What’s that? Ye didn’t be knowin’ today was th’ offical Talk Like a Pirate Day… What country be ye from? Grab yer lass park it on th’ couch and …
Monday Madness – Celebrity Muppets
After this weekends disheartening Washington Redskins loss I had to find something to cheer me up. Luckily a friend sent me these pictures that were too funny not to share. Happy Monday
Dear Santa – Please Bring Me A uSpace Cocoon For Christmas
My wife often brings me items to add to her ‘wish‘ list that she finds in various magazines or on TV. My desk is covered with torn pages full of goodies. By the way she loves her new YogaToes that just arrived. Sometimes when she leaves me these cutouts it’s …
Holy Hookah Batman – Cheech and Chong Finally Reunite
I never thought this day would come. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong have finally made plans to reunite for their first comedy tour in 25 years. The details of the “Hey, What’s That Smell?” tour were announced today during a news conference in Hollywood. This isn’t the first time Cheech …
Flesh Feeding Fish Pedicure – Anyone?
Now this is just crazy! I saw this on the local news the other night and just couldn’t believe my eyes. A local (Alexandria, VA) salon is offering a pedicure treatment that involves tiny carp (Garra Rufa) fish that eat away your dead skin and callouses. Like hungry little piranha’s …
LOL – ”America Deserves More”
Here is your laugh for the day. A friend forwarded this one to me and I couldn’t pass up sharing it with you. Get your ”None Of The Above 08” bumper sticker or T-Shirt today. “Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils? Don’t you think America Deserves More? …
Three Hundred Sixty Billion Dollar Idiot
From the land of stupid criminals this one has to be high on the list. Texas police arrested a 21-year-old man who tried to cash a check for $360 billion. Yes Billion! The arrestee Charles Fuller allegedly stole a blank check from his girlfriends mother. The bank teller who Fuller …
The Ultimate Peep Show
Happy Easter!
The Most Useless Infomercial Product Of All Time
You’ve got to be kidding me! I love those late night infomercials. I recently saw one for a product called the JumpSnap. The JumpSnap is a jump rope with no rope… Yep no rope, and it costs sixty bucks. A jump rope for the complete idiot. What’s that; your too …
Dye The Poodle and Die
What a crazy world we live in. Thank goodness for all the great laws that keep us dumb citizens in check. One law I have particularly grown fond of is a Colorado law that states “No person shall dye or color live fowl, rabbits, or any other animals.”. What? Okay …
Time To Get Your Truck Neutered
Well friends, our wonderful Virginia legislature is at it again. No- they are not still pushing to outlaw underwear showing individuals in baggy pants. They have moved onto much more important issues. Delegate Lionel Spurill has introduced legislation to ban masculine genitalia dangling (aka: “Truck Nuts”) on vehicles since they …
Friday Fun – A Bad Day At The Office
Thought you were having a bad day at the office. I seriously doubt your day is as bad as the folks in this video! Happy Friday 🙂
Happy Holiday’s From The Dog
LOL – you just got to love those viral video sites… Here is a good video from the folks at TBWA. How many times have you yelled at your dog for this? Enjoy
Happy Exploding Whale Anniversary
On this day in 1970… Oregon’s Exploding Whale Makes History! I wonder just how many times this video has been seen around the world? Who would have thought that this news footage would be just as popular today as the day it was shot. Today is the 37th anniversary of …
Happy Halloween
Be safe and have fun out there tonight… Watch out for ghosts, goblins and those evil little children ;)Hey…“Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?To improve his bite…”
Spooky Car Advertisment Video
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was …
Time for my daily shot…
Need I say more?
Friday Fun – Yet Another Toy Recall From China…
The “Shredder” slide by CutCo. should be immediately removed from children’s play areas. The slide contains led paint and may be hazardous to your child. Happy Friday!