Have you seen the new ”Live passionately” adds in Virginia? The new slogan created by The Virginia Tourism Corp is to be used in tandem with the 1969 slogan ”Virginia is for lovers”. Virginia Beach tourism officials started pushing its new slogan Wednesday. At Neptune’s Park in Virginia Beach the …
I finally found that guy I’ve been talking to at Microsoft tech support.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.” Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and …
Today’s Reading is from the Book of Corporate Life
Chapter 11, Verses 1-15: 1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without Form. 4. And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, ”It …
Keep Your iPod Safe – Make It Look Like A Zune
There has been a lot of news recently about the high theft rate of the Apple iPod. On the flip side there has been absolutely no news about the Microsoft Zune player. Hide-a-Pod (hideapod.com) protects your iPod or iPhone by making it look like a Zune player. First let me …
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s a Man In A Lawn-chair
Some people are never satisfied. In his second flight Kent Couch of Oregon strapped himself into his lawn chair. 105 large helium balloons enabled Couch to to soar for close to nine hours. His journey was approximately 193 miles.Couch most likely got the idea from Larry Walter the original lawn …
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
7:00 pm – Opening flag burning 7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast …
Friday Fun Part Deux
It’s A Two For One Spécial! Well Friday has come once again. I have to thank Scott for sending me the below video. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this. I love chipmunks, and fart jokes are always in good taste… Part Un (running with …
Friday Fun – South Park Mac vs. PC
There is a love / hate feud over the Mac vs. PC television commercials. (Not to mention the religious war of the Mac PC OS.) Those love / hate feelings belong to Mac and Windows users. No matter what side of the fence you fall on, I think everyone can …
Political Correctness Defined
Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that …
Ah, Tequila
A friend sent me this video today. I love tequila and I could not resist sharing this with all. Author Unknown… Enjoy
Run – Were all going to die…
It’s 5 Minutes To Midnight -The Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” ahead by two minutes. “This deteriorating state of global affairs leads the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists–in consultation with a Board of Sponsors that …
Obituary – The Pillsbury Doughboy
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a …
Happy Halloween
Costume Party (Joke) A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with …
The Hump-day Cure
I find Wednesday to be particularly slow and monotonous. The after lunch hours are often the hardest. Lately I have found something that makes the day easier to handle. My secret cure… Fox’s “The Family Guy” television show. The internet is riddled with shorts of this hilariously funny (and oh …
The Cheesiest Tattoo of all Time
There is a TLC show called Miami-Ink. Miami-Ink is a tattoo parlor in Miami Florida. I am a big fan of the show and the artists especially Chris Garver. Usually the show highlights some great work done with stories from the individuals that are getting inked. Yesterdays show “Kat: A …