Why I’m Never Going to Australia

The image below is the proverbial nail in the coffin as far as a trip to Australia for me. That place is freakin crazy! Everything is poisonous and everything is trying to eat something else. Case in point… The photo below is a freakin spider eating a freakin snake while …

ROFL – Man Argues with Spitting Goat

I just about fell off the couch the first time I saw this on “The Soup”. I have no idea what this guy is saying but the goat isn’t buying it…  I had to share for your enjoyment. I think this will make an awesome screen saver!

Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)

TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than …

Men Are Just Happier People

Nicknames:  If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.  If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. Eating Out: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will …

Burger King Whopper Perfume “Flame”

OMG – Now I have seen it all! The Whopper sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. Flame by Burger King captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat. Get your bottle today at firemeetsdesire.com… It’s a bargain …