Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.” Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and …
Today’s Reading is from the Book of Corporate Life
Chapter 11, Verses 1-15: 1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without Form. 4. And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, ”It …
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
7:00 pm – Opening flag burning 7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast …
Friday Fun Part Deux
It’s A Two For One Spécial! Well Friday has come once again. I have to thank Scott for sending me the below video. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this. I love chipmunks, and fart jokes are always in good taste… Part Un (running with …
Friday Fun – South Park Mac vs. PC
There is a love / hate feud over the Mac vs. PC television commercials. (Not to mention the religious war of the Mac PC OS.) Those love / hate feelings belong to Mac and Windows users. No matter what side of the fence you fall on, I think everyone can …
Second Life – Are You Kidding Me?
There is an internet craze that is growing at an enormous rate. Second Life is an online imaginary world where you (the real you) can assume any identity your little heart desires. ”What is Second Life? – Second Life is a 3-D virtual world entirely built and owned by its …
Political Correctness Defined
Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that …
Ah, Tequila
A friend sent me this video today. I love tequila and I could not resist sharing this with all. Author Unknown… Enjoy
Obituary – The Pillsbury Doughboy
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a …
All Politics Aside
I can’t wait for election day. Not only will I have a chance to do my civic duty but I won’t have to listen to all the BS that the parties are throwing around. Over the past several years election campaigns have become smutfests filled with lies and useless information. …
The Hump-day Cure
I find Wednesday to be particularly slow and monotonous. The after lunch hours are often the hardest. Lately I have found something that makes the day easier to handle. My secret cure… Fox’s “The Family Guy” television show. The internet is riddled with shorts of this hilariously funny (and oh …
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