San Francisco says no more bottled water and Maryland says no more plastic bags. Coast to coast the “Green” theme is here to stay. What started as an ideology years ago, the going green craze is making an impact. I can remember when stores first introduced plastic bags. Chain stores …
Bob Barker – It Won’t Be The Same With Out You
The face of daytime television will change forever on June 15. Bob Barker has taped his final Price Is Right show. I can’t even imagine how many of us have grown up with Bob. The sound of the “big wheel” or a falling “Plinko” disc will never be the same …
Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Kitchen
Grab your jacket and toque its time to start cookin. Hell’s Kitchen and Top Chef are back. The previews are looking good. Iron Chef has been getting me thru, but Im ready for some bitching, backstabbing, and baking… Gordon Ramsey, you are my idol. Perhaps Tom Colicchio is the better …
Friday Fun Part Deux
It’s A Two For One Spécial! Well Friday has come once again. I have to thank Scott for sending me the below video. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this. I love chipmunks, and fart jokes are always in good taste… Part Un (running with …
Star Wars Hits 30
A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away… 30 years and holding strong. Let the geeks around the world unite. Strap on your Boba Fett costume run into the street and chase down some rebel scum. Have yourself a Star Wars viewing one weekend. I think I can …
Celebrity Injustice
Yet another case of rich people doing whatever they want. Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half because of her “good behavior”. It was explained that her good behavior consisted of multiple factors including showing up for her court date. Your kidding me right? Her 23 day stay …
Friday Fun – South Park Mac vs. PC
There is a love / hate feud over the Mac vs. PC television commercials. (Not to mention the religious war of the Mac PC OS.) Those love / hate feelings belong to Mac and Windows users. No matter what side of the fence you fall on, I think everyone can …
Second Life – Are You Kidding Me?
There is an internet craze that is growing at an enormous rate. Second Life is an online imaginary world where you (the real you) can assume any identity your little heart desires. ”What is Second Life? – Second Life is a 3-D virtual world entirely built and owned by its …
How About Some Cuteness For The Day?
A friend sent me the below video today. This is perhaps one of the cutest darned things I’ve seen in a long time. It is a pair of otters floating around holding hands. Cute little weasels!
Political Correctness Defined
Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that …
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
An Irish Prayer May God give you… For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. …
Dear Mr. N.Y. Mugger
You know who you are. And one day the world will know who you are also. Did you enjoy beating that 101 and 85-year-old woman? What the heck were you thinking? What did you buy with twenty bucks you got from them? Was it worth it? I hope that the …
Useless Engineering
I came across a story about a Duke University engineering graduate who had created a beer tossing refrigerator. The recent grad apparently had nothing to do with his newly found free time. Longing to relive his college days he was inspired to create the beer tossing fridge. The mini-fridge is …
April 13th 2036 = Doomsday
Well, live it up now because it’s all coming to an end… Some engineers and astronauts have stated there is an asteroid headed towards the earth. The group who met in San Francisco is urging the United Nations to take action. Apparently it’s about a 45,000 to 1 chance of …
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s day to all of those who are near and dear to my heart For the rest of you, I’m sorry your lonely; get off your computer and go find your special someone. Your not going to find them by reading blogs all day! Beverle – Will you be …
Breaking Useless News
In case you didn’t know: Anna Nicole Smith died February 8, 2007. She was found dead in a hotel room one day prior to check-out (no pun intended) of the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida. If you didn’t know this you must be living on a remote island with absolutely …
Ah, Tequila
A friend sent me this video today. I love tequila and I could not resist sharing this with all. Author Unknown… Enjoy
Top Chef 2 Goes to Ilan Hall
Well another season of Bravo’s Top Chef has come and gone. First let me congratulate Ilan Hall on his win. I won’t go as far as to say a well deserved win. I think Ilan’s food was boring and repetitive. I was a little disappointed with this years show. I …
Vista Vulnerability Announced One Day After It’s Release
Vista the new more “secure” OS from Microsoft has a potentially serious flaw that was discovered one day after its release. Vista’s speech recognition feature works so well it could potentially delete, move, rename files by a well constructed nefarious sound file in an email or website. Microsoft has confirmed …
Microsoft Vista – The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Truth
I spent several days working with Windows Vista. I tested the Pro version on a 64-Bit system with gobs of space and plenty of memory to make sure I could enjoy the full Vista experience. I started using Vista the way I would start any OS. I began customizing my …
Run – Were all going to die…
It’s 5 Minutes To Midnight -The Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” ahead by two minutes. “This deteriorating state of global affairs leads the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists–in consultation with a Board of Sponsors that …
A New Look For The New Year
Well I put up a new look for the new year. I haven’t had a lot of time to write recently. The past several months have been rough. I hope to start this year on a positive note however. Best Wishes for the new year everyone.
2006 What A Ride
2006 I am not sad to see you go. Good riddance, farewell, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! For the most part this year will be remembered for the bad things that happened. I am thankful for a few things. My wife, my …
Obituary – The Pillsbury Doughboy
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a …
The Dumbest Idea of 2006
I would just like to take a moment to say that O.J. Simpson is possibly the biggest pile of steaming feces in the world. What a piece of work. I hope the devil has carved out a special part of Hell just for O.J. Simpson. And I must not fail …