Oh great Xbox Repair Gods; thank you for sending my baby back to me. It has been agonizing without being able to play Halo for these past weeks. Grab your frag grenades and sniper rifle its time to meet your maker.
Yum-o!
I just love Skittles… I think I have an addiction problem!
Master Chief is Crying… Red Ring of Death
What a sad, sad, sad day! It’s a lazy rainy Sunday; I sit down to play some Halo 3 on Xbox Live. I party up for the first game of Slayer and then the screen freezes. I thought it was just another case of network lag. I was wrong. So …
OMG – What A Day!
This week has been total crap… At least tomorrow is Sushi day.
The Ultimate Peep Show
Happy Easter!
The Most Useless Infomercial Product Of All Time
You’ve got to be kidding me! I love those late night infomercials. I recently saw one for a product called the JumpSnap. The JumpSnap is a jump rope with no rope… Yep no rope, and it costs sixty bucks. A jump rope for the complete idiot. What’s that; your too …
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day
May the best day of your past Be the worst day of your future. Sláinte!
Dye The Poodle and Die
What a crazy world we live in. Thank goodness for all the great laws that keep us dumb citizens in check. One law I have particularly grown fond of is a Colorado law that states “No person shall dye or color live fowl, rabbits, or any other animals.”. What? Okay …
Melville’s “Moby Dick” Emerges In Alaska
This rare image was snapped up in Alaska’s Aleutian Islands. The male killer whale is approximately 25 to 30 foot long and weighs around 10,000 pounds. Its mostly white with muted yellow and brown areas covering its body. A group of scientists spotted the whale while aboard the Oscar Dyson …
Im Going To Be Late For Work On Monday
Oh Lord… It’s time to spring forward already. Do you know how hard it is for me to drag myself out of bed on Mondays? Let’s move daylight savings time to Wednesday. Better yet- let’s just not spring forward at all! How about we get another hour backwards? D.S.T. you …
Bahama Shark Diving Gets Too Chummy
I’ve been waiting for this to happen for some time now. Unfortunately someone had to die before the red flags went up. A tourist from Austria was killed by a shark Monday approximately 50 miles off the coast of Fort Lauderdale. He was killed in chum filled water by a …
Beautiful Tranquility
Did you hear that? It was the sound of a pin dropping. It’s so quiet here… Where is here you ask? OBX – the Outer Banks of North Carolina. The sound of the waves gently crashing on the shore, birds chirping, and the clicking of this keyboard is all that …
Happy Valentines Day
Beverle – For twas not into my ear you whispered But into my heart Twas not my lips you kissed But my soul ~ Judy Garland Much love to everyone today.
Time To Get Your Truck Neutered
Well friends, our wonderful Virginia legislature is at it again. No- they are not still pushing to outlaw underwear showing individuals in baggy pants. They have moved onto much more important issues. Delegate Lionel Spurill has introduced legislation to ban masculine genitalia dangling (aka: “Truck Nuts”) on vehicles since they …
Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!
Phil’s official forecast at sunrise from Gobbler’s Knob. Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye! On Gobbler’s Knob on this fabulous Groundhog Day, February 2nd, 2008 Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators, Rose to the call of President Bill Cooper and greeted his handlers, Ben Hughes and John …
Thoughts On This Years Macworld Expo
I guess you could say that Steve Jobs has done it yet again. Mac Expo’s are never dull by any standard. Perhaps this year wasn’t as groundbreaking as last year however Jobs presented some cool new stuff.The new thin “MacBook Air” is cool. I’m sure this will be a hit …
Get Out – Evil Plague
Evil cold and flu- get out of me… Coughing, sneezing and all the wonderful tortures that you bring can vacate my body ASAP. You suck my energy dry, and plague me with sleepless nights. If you continue to intrude on the wife and I’s slumber I fear she will end …
Caught 1- 1/2 Miles Offshore While Fishing
I thought it was too cool not to share. Two guys were out fishing when they spotted a deer swimming one and a half miles offshore. Amazing! Nope, it ain’t a log… Now that’s a strange looking fish… What a catch… And that’s no fish story!
Go Skins!!!
Fellow Skins fans- grab your beer and chicken wings, it’s game-time.
Happy New Year!
Another year has come and gone… Goodbye 2007 and hello 2008!Thanks to everyone who made 2007 a decent year. We were privileged to have time with our families, wonderful vacations (New England) and continued success and happiness. Sure 2007 had its downfalls, none worth rehashing. Let’s just hope and pray …
Don’t Forget The Lyrics.
In preparation for tonight’s festivities here are the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne. I’m sure you will be too drunk to remember this so practice now or print off a copy. 🙂 Auld Lang Syne Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind ? Should old acquaintance be …
Merry Christmas from Sully’s Rants
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! As 2007 draws to a close, I wish for 2008 to bring peace and joy throughout the world. We pray for our soldiers who are in harms way during this holiday season. We also pray that they …
New Look Coming Soon
Be sure to check back in 2008. We are working on a new layout for the site. Thanks to everyone who visited Sully’s Rants in 2007.
Friday Fun – A Bad Day At The Office
Thought you were having a bad day at the office. I seriously doubt your day is as bad as the folks in this video! Happy Friday 🙂