Im Going To Be Late For Work On Monday

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Oh Lord… It’s time to spring forward already. Do you know how hard it is for me to drag myself out of bed on Mondays? Let’s move daylight savings time to Wednesday. Better yet- let’s just not spring forward at all! How about we get another hour backwards? D.S.T. you really gripe me.

Don’t forget to update the time on your alarm clock, wall clocks, television, DVD player, Blue-Ray DVD Player, VCR, computer, telephone, cell phone, camera, xbox, playstation, car, toaster, refrigerator, microwave, oven, stove, dishwasher, hairdryer, razor, toothbrush, and everything else that has a damn clock built-in.