Had a blast at the last Zac Brown show in Bristow, VA. There really is no better band to see in concert. ZBB always puts on a great show with lots of energy. Glad they are finally back in the studio working on the next album. Can’t wait to hear …
Manage Your Netflix DVD Queue From An iPhone
NOTE: As of July 2016 Netflix has REMOVED this option! Yes- Yes you can manage your Netflix DVD queue on an iPhone. Netflix is trying very hard to kill physical media but obviously thats a deal breaker for folks like me who still subscribe to the DVD/Blue-Ray delivery service. So …
Planet Fitness Isn’t Keeping You Fat Nor Do They Suck!
I joined Planet Fitness about six months ago and I love it! My previous gym was a great distance from my home and wasn’t up to my cleanliness standards. When Planet Fitness opened up ten minutes from my house I had to give them a try. Before I joined I …
Please STOP Taking Vertical Video
Yes- you are doing it WRONG!!! I beg you to please turn your smartphone horizontally while recording video. I know it looks normal when you watch it back on your phone but I assume you plan on sharing with others not looking at your phone (like Facebook, YouTube, Etc). The …
Stop SOPA/PIPA (PROTECT-IP)
Congress is about to pass internet censorship, even though the vast majority of Americans are opposed. We need to kill the bill – PIPA in the Senate and SOPA in the House – to protect our rights to free speech, privacy, and prosperity. YES – These bills WILL affect how …
Steve Jobs 1955 2011
Rest in Peace Steve Jobs… ;’-( There will NEVER be another as passionate as you. No one will ever fill your shoes. Thank you for creating Apple and bringing it back to the masses. Thank you for fighting as long as you did. Rest well my Apple brother, safe passage. …
youparklikeanasshole.com | Give a Notice!
So you see somebody parking like an asshole eh? It’s pretty simple, print out one of the PDF files and slip it under their windshield wiper. No printer? No problem. Go get yourself a marker, pen, pencil, or dip a quill in some blood. Then write on a sheet of …
Jury Duty – The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
I just finished serving as a juror on a two day trial. I won’t go into the specifics; not because I can’t but because I hope to erase the time from my memory. The Good – I will admit the entire process was a learning experience for me. This was …
I’m a legal American citizen and… Letter to Governor Jan Brewer
To Governor Jan Brewer: Here is exactly why you have the support of tens of millions of Americans. Do not back down, Governor. You are doing the right thing for us. Thanks. If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of …
Hollywood – You Are Really Pissing Me Off
Has Hollywood run out of ideas? I simply cannot believe the creativity wells have gone completely dry. Hollywood is preparing to roll out yet another remake… This time it’s a personal favorite. Conan the Barbarian (2011) has been filmed and is now in post-production. Jason Momoa (Who?) is the new …
R.I.P. IE6
For the love of God, PLEASE upgrade your browser! I am so sick of programming around your archaic Internet Explorer 6 browser. RIPIE6 is the obituary notice of Internet Explorer 6’s death. It’s a message for all users who still use that “browser”. RIPIE6 is designed exactly for those old-fashioned …
Netflix Stupidity – Where are the New Releases?
I love Netflix. They’re fast, you can stream movies on demand and their pricing is great. I however hate trying to figure out what the latest movie releases are via their website. “This Week Netflix members are watching”… Seriously! “Movies You’ll Love”… Screw that; how about new releases, now available …
Where’s the Schipperke Love?
“Mutts Rule” and “Breeders Kill Shelter Dogs’ Chances,” were the messages delivered by two female protestors, and when security guards wisked the woman away, the Garden crowd cheered with delight. And speaking of “Mutts Rule”, I have a bone to pick with the Westminster Dog Show. Turns out Terriers have …
Sully’s 2010 New Years Resolutions
New years resolutions – what a waste of time! Here is my realistic list for 2010! Don’t live too heathy. Don’t exercise too much. Don’t start smoking. Don’t stop drinking. Don’t work too hard. Yep– I think know I can achieve all of those. Happy New Year!
I-95 Fail
Why didnt I think of this license plate? LOVE IT!
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than …
Adobe – You Suck! DreamWeaver CS4 Crash Issue (Daylight Savings Time)
Has your Adobe DreamWeaver application begun crashing on startup? Mine started last Thursday. I finally had a few minutes to figure it out today. It’s the good old Daylight Savings Time bug from CS3 that is causing the crash! Yep, a year has passed and Adobe even released CS4 without …
Adobe CS4 Error 150:30 – I Hate You Adobe!
After updating one of my OS X systems to Snow Leopard I am no longer able to run any of my $1500 Adobe CS4 Applications… WTF! I followed all the steps that the non-English speaking Adobe tech from India read word-for-word over the phone from the useless Adobe tech support …
43 Snails On His Face – Guinness Stupidity
What the hell is wrong with people? A boy in Utah is trying to get into Guinness by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler let 43 slimy snails crawl onto his face in the record setting attempt. The current record is 36 snails in 10 seconds. I …
Crustacean Cruelty; Where’s the Lobster Love?
A sports bar down in Florida has recently been pinched by some angry animal rights folks over an arcade like lobster catching game. The Royal Palm Beach restaurant offers diners a claw machine to grab a free lobster dinner. For $2 you can have a go at grabbing a yummy …
O.J. Simpson FINALLY Goes To Jail
Damn… It’s about time someone locked that screwball up! Formor football great looser O.J. Simpson was sentenced today to at least 15 years in prison. Simpson was found guilty for his armed altercation in a Vegas hotel last year. Goodbye, good riddance, Don’t let the door hit you on the way …
Pregnant Man, Pregnant Again – Who Cares?
I’m so sick of seeing crap on this so called ‘pregnant man’. He is NOT a man… He’s a woman who underwent gender reassignment surgery without removing his her female reproductive organs. Recently on CNN’s Larry King Live Thomas Beatie told King she he is surprised from all the attention she he has …
New Stock Market Terms
CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband …
The Sum of This Week is – WTF?
Yep – that’s all I have to say about that…
A Nightmare On Elm Street Hollywood Boulevard
Dear Hollywood Please STOP remaking movies… Can’t anyone come up with something new? The Michael Bay production company has announced that they will be remaking “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. Better yet- they have cast Billy Bob Thornton to play the part of Freddy Krueger! Are you kidding me? OMG, …