ROFL – Man Argues with Spitting Goat

I just about fell off the couch the first time I saw this on “The Soup”. I have no idea what this guy is saying but the goat isn’t buying it…  I had to share for your enjoyment. I think this will make an awesome screen saver!

Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)

TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than …

Happy “Talk Like a Pirate Day”

Yep ’tis September 19th again already. Get out yer eye patch ‘n strap that fake polly on yer shoulder; ’tis Talk Like a Pirate Day! Here be me pirate joke o’ th’ day… Wha’ did Captain Hook die from? Jock Itch! LOL – ye know that was funny. Enjoy me …

Men Are Just Happier People

Nicknames:  If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.  If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. Eating Out: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will …

The Best 2009 Super Bowl Commercial

Well I think it was another lame year for big buck commercials shown during the super bowl. I have to give top prize to the “Hate Work” Careerbuilder.com video. I think this was the only one that made me laugh out loud. Here is the video for your viewing pleasure. …

Family Guy – My New Favorite Episode

Everyone knows that I love the TV show “Family Guy”. They are always pushing the limit. The episode where they bring home a new dog is just hilarious. I’v linked the Hulu video below for you viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Show: Family Guy Title: The Man With Two Brians Season: 7 …

New Stock Market Terms

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband …

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Grog-filled Talk Like a Pirate Day ye mangy dog. Put yer parrot on yer shoulder and get to pillaging and plundering. What’s that? Ye didn’t be knowin’ today was th’ offical Talk Like a Pirate Day… What country be ye from? Grab yer lass park it on th’ couch and …