Goodbye George

What a sad day it is. The world lost an amazing comedian today. George Carlin was one of the best. Constant and true, what an artist! Cheers George – you will be missed.

Today’s Reading is from the Book of Corporate Life

Chapter 11, Verses 1-15: 1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without Form. 4. And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, ”It …

2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

7:00 pm – Opening flag burning 7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast …

Friday Fun Part Deux

It’s A Two For One Spécial! Well Friday has come once again. I have to thank Scott for sending me the below video. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this. I love chipmunks, and fart jokes are always in good taste… Part Un (running with …

Obituary – The Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a …

The Hump-day Cure

I find Wednesday to be particularly slow and monotonous. The after lunch hours are often the hardest. Lately I have found something that makes the day easier to handle. My secret cure… Fox’s “The Family Guy” television show. The internet is riddled with shorts of this hilariously funny (and oh …