Every Pampered Pooch Needs a “Dogbrella”

Further proof that us gullible dog owners are always willing to spoil our dogs with overpriced crap that they could care less about. “This inverted bumbershoot forms a waterproof cocoon around a small dog, enabling canine and master to maintain a walking regimen in inclement weather. The umbrella’s 29” diameter …

youparklikeanasshole.com | Give a Notice!

So you see somebody parking like an asshole eh? It’s pretty simple, print out one of the PDF files and slip it under their windshield wiper. No printer? No problem. Go get yourself a marker, pen, pencil, or dip a quill in some blood. Then write on a sheet of …

Happy New Year

I don’t think my new years resolutions have changed much over the years but what the heck, lets see if I can accomplish a few of them! My 2011 Resolutions… Don’t live too heathy. Don’t exercise too much. Don’t start smoking. Don’t stop drinking. Don’t work too hard. On a …

Jury Duty – The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

I just finished serving as a juror on a two day trial. I won’t go into the specifics; not because I can’t but because I hope to erase the time from my memory. The Good – I will admit the entire process was a learning experience for me. This was …

Merry Christmas

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“Albert” – Yes I Say My Name

“Albert” – Yes I Say My Name from Sullys Rants on Vimeo. YouTube Alternate Video – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-sLWaGqxE Albert will now say his name on command for a pumpkin seed! Such a good boy.

Happy 14th Birthday to Toby

Happy Birthday to my “Old Man” Toby! I can’t believe my baby is fourteen already. It seems like yesterday we brought his crazy little fuzzy butt home. We will be celebrating Toby’s special day with his annual Christmas lights ride and McDonald’s hamburger.

R.I.P. Sony Walkman

After retiring the floppy disk in March, Sony has halted the manufacture and distribution of another now-obsolete technology: the cassette Walkman, the first low-cost, portable music player. The final batch was shipped to Japanese retailers in April, according to IT Media. Once these units are sold, new cassette Walkmans will …

Redskins 2010

Wow – last nights game was a nail biter! We gave Dallas every opertunity to beat us but they just couldn’t help shooting themselves in the foot. A win is a win… We’ve got a lot of new faces and great players this year. Hopefully we can work as a …

Creepy (and pointless) Robot

Give a big freaky wave to the “Telenoid R1” humanoid robot. WTF? The Telenoid R1 robot is designed to add an element of realism to long-distance communication by recreating the physical presence of the remote user. The robot’s actions mirror those of the remote user, whose movements are monitored by …