You’ve got to be kidding me! I love those late night infomercials. I recently saw one for a product called the JumpSnap. The JumpSnap is a jump rope with no rope…
Yep no rope, and it costs sixty bucks. A jump rope for the complete idiot. What’s that; your too clumsy to jump an actual rope. Can you jump up and down? Who in their right mind would pay $60 for this?
After the first 6 months of using the JumpSnap program, JumpSnap inventor Brad LaTour lost 35 pounds and 14 inches from his waist, chest and arms. Brad has changed his life through his easy to use program saying “I look better, feel better and I am living better”.
Maybe we can have a JumpSnap double dutch tournament; never mind that wont work. Congrats for making the most useless workout invention of all time.
Get your expensive rope-less jump rope today – http://www.jumpsnap.com
Check Back Soon – In the near future I will be marketing my amazing pocket lint. You will be able to order my amazing pocket lint that does absolutely nothing for $500 plus shipping and handling. Visa/Mastercard accepted.