7:00 pm – Opening flag burning
7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm – How I Invented the Internet – Al Gore
8:15 pm – Gay Wedding – Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm – Our Troops are War Criminals – John Kerry
9.00 pm – Memorial service for Saddam and his sons – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm – “Answering Machine Etiquette” – Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm – Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund – Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm – Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn
11:30 pm – Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm – How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers – Howard Dean
12:15 am – “Truth in Broadcasting Award” – Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am – Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am – Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am – Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am – Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home