I’ve been waiting for this to happen for some time now. Unfortunately someone had to die before the red flags went up. A tourist from Austria was killed by a shark Monday approximately 50 miles off the coast of Fort Lauderdale. He was killed in chum filled water by a company that boasts “unique shark [...]
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Time To Get Your Truck Neutered
Well friends, our wonderful Virginia legislature is at it again. No- they are not still pushing to outlaw underwear showing individuals in baggy pants. They have moved onto much more important issues. Delegate Lionel Spurill has introduced legislation to ban masculine genitalia dangling (aka: “Truck Nuts”) on vehicles since they are a distraction to other [...]
Get Out – Evil Plague
Evil cold and flu- get out of me… Coughing, sneezing and all the wonderful tortures that you bring can vacate my body ASAP. You suck my energy dry, and plague me with sleepless nights. If you continue to intrude on the wife and I’s slumber I fear she will end us both. Dastardly demon of [...]
Vick Sentenced to 23 Months
Well I guess this could be considered a small victory for all the dogs who suffered at this jerks hand. Twenty-three months isn’t enough as far as I’m concerned. I hope his jail time and financial losses take every possible luxury away from him. Hopefully the NFL will never take back this looser. He is [...]
Let It Snow
Old Man Winter graced us with some snow today. We got about two inches in and around the DC area. Those of us in the burbs got a little more. It was really nice to go Christmas shopping today. Had the holiday music on in the background and everyone was shuffling about in the beautiful [...]
Shark Fishing In A Kayak Anyone?
Some brave stupid fishermen have set a world record by fishing for sharks with nothing more than rods and kayaks. The fishermen paddled through freezing shark-filled waters in Alaska to set the record. The four individuals part of the American Ocean Kayak Fishing Team fished for salmon sharks that average nine feet in length. It [...]
MD Public Schools try to Cancel Halloween Celebrations
This really chaps my cheeks! Our neighbors in Maryland tried to get rid of Halloween parties in their county schools. What the hell? Are you serious… Luckily Councilman Ed Middlebrooks (Annapolis, MD) proposed a resolution asking schools to allow students to have a “small but enjoyable diversion from the academic rigors of a single school [...]
An Ode to OJ
Yet another scuffle with the law, Why didn’t you just fade into the night, Will you finally take the fall, Does the ski mask fit, How about that audio tape, Hopefully this time there’s no room to acquit, The evidence is piling up against you, Still you parade around smiling, Do you feel the tightening [...]
Dear Michael Vick,
I hope they lock your sorry ass up for a long time! You and your dog fighting cohorts are among the lowest form of trash on our lovely planet. I hope the NFL fines you, and prohibits you from ever playing professional football again. I hope this ignorant little venture takes everything you ever valued [...]
“Live passionately” Update
Well, I guess I wasn’t the only one who noticed something wrong with the new campaign imagery. State official have decided to ”alter” the campaign. A statement released from Alisa Bailey, President and CEO of Virginia Tourism Corporation states: ”We have decided to adjust the new Virginia is for Lovers Live Passionately campaign due to [...]
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