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Stop SOPA/PIPA (PROTECT-IP)

Congress is about to pass internet censorship, even though the vast majority of Americans are opposed. We need to kill the bill – PIPA in the Senate and SOPA in the House – to protect our rights to free speech, privacy, and prosperity. YES – These bills WILL affect how you use and view the [...]

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Steve Jobs 1955  2011

Rest in Peace Steve Jobs… ;’-( There will NEVER be another as passionate as you. No one will ever fill your shoes. Thank you for creating Apple and bringing it back to the masses. Thank you for fighting as long as you did. Rest well my Apple brother, safe passage. I will see you on [...]

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youparklikeanasshole.com | Give a Notice!

So you see somebody parking like an asshole eh? It’s pretty simple, print out one of the PDF files and slip it under their windshield wiper. No printer? No problem. Go get yourself a marker, pen, pencil, or dip a quill in some blood. Then write on a sheet of paper “youparklikeanasshole.com” (nice and bold) [...]

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Jury Duty – The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

I just finished serving as a juror on a two day trial. I won’t go into the specifics; not because I can’t but because I hope to erase the time from my memory. The Good – I will admit the entire process was a learning experience for me. This was not my first time in [...]

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Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit

This was too funny not to share! Yes, this is real! Visit BSRemoval.com to reclaim your car with the hilarious new Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit. Featuring comedian Brad Stine! “Even works on a Prius”  - ROFL ♥ it… Lot’s of great stuff at https://americantees.com/.

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I’m a legal American citizen and… Letter to Governor Jan Brewer

To Governor Jan Brewer: Here is exactly why you have the support of tens of millions of Americans. Do not back down, Governor. You are doing the right thing for us. Thanks. If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies. [...]

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Hollywood – You Are Really Pissing Me Off

Has Hollywood run out of ideas? I simply cannot believe the creativity wells have gone completely dry. Hollywood is preparing to roll out yet another remake… This time it’s a personal favorite. Conan the Barbarian (2011) has been filmed and is now in post-production. Jason Momoa (Who?) is the new Conan. Are you kidding me? [...]

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R.I.P. IE6

For the love of God, PLEASE upgrade your browser! I am so sick of programming around your archaic Internet Explorer 6 browser. RIPIE6 is the obituary notice of Internet Explorer 6′s death. It’s a message for all users who still use that “browser”. RIPIE6 is designed exactly for those old-fashioned people who don’t see the [...]

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Netflix Stupidity – Where are the New Releases?

I love Netflix. They’re fast, you can stream movies on demand and their pricing is great. I however hate trying to figure out what the latest movie releases are via their website. “This Week Netflix members are watching”… Seriously! “Movies You’ll Love”… Screw that; how about new releases, now available or perhaps coming soon? I [...]

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Where’s the Schipperke Love?

“Mutts Rule” and “Breeders Kill Shelter Dogs’ Chances,” were the messages delivered by two female protestors, and when security guards wisked the woman away, the Garden crowd cheered with delight. And speaking of “Mutts Rule”, I have a bone to pick with the Westminster Dog Show. Turns out Terriers have won roughly half of the [...]

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