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Connecticut Man Frees 17-Pound Lobster from Restaurant

Don MacKenzie of Niantic, Connecticut didn’t cure cancer or run into a burning building to save a child; he simply did the right thing! Mackenzie purchased the lobster, nicknamed “Lucky Larry” estimated to be around around 80-years-old from The Dock restaurant in Waterford. “It takes seven years for him to even become a lobster big enough [...]

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Why I’m Never Going to Australia

The image below is the proverbial nail in the coffin as far as a trip to Australia for me. That place is freakin crazy! Everything is poisonous and everything is trying to eat something else. Case in point… The photo below is a freakin spider eating a freakin snake while hanging from a freakin tree. [...]

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Stop SOPA/PIPA (PROTECT-IP)

Congress is about to pass internet censorship, even though the vast majority of Americans are opposed. We need to kill the bill – PIPA in the Senate and SOPA in the House – to protect our rights to free speech, privacy, and prosperity. YES – These bills WILL affect how you use and view the [...]

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Steve Jobs 1955  2011

Rest in Peace Steve Jobs… ;’-( There will NEVER be another as passionate as you. No one will ever fill your shoes. Thank you for creating Apple and bringing it back to the masses. Thank you for fighting as long as you did. Rest well my Apple brother, safe passage. I will see you on [...]

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Dear Congress

Dear Congress, Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we have come to a unified decision that fits all our needs and interests, we will have to shut down our checkbook and will no longer be able to pay our taxes, I’m sure [...]

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Congrats to John Rich!

Congratulations to John Rich on his Celebrity Apprentice win. You are one classy hard rockin county boy! Keep up the great work. I know all the children and families at Saint Jude will benefit from your time for years to come.

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Millions Exposed In Massive Epsilon Security Breach

Now is a good time to update your spam filters! In what may be one of the largest digital security breaches in United States history, millions of customer email addresses have been exposed as a result of a breach at Epsilon. BGR reported on Saturday that TiVo customer email adresses had been compromised as a [...]

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“Albert” – Yes I Say My Name

“Albert” – Yes I Say My Name from Sullys Rants on Vimeo. YouTube Alternate Video – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-sLWaGqxE Albert will now say his name on command for a pumpkin seed! Such a good boy.

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R.I.P. Sony Walkman

After retiring the floppy disk in March, Sony has halted the manufacture and distribution of another now-obsolete technology: the cassette Walkman, the first low-cost, portable music player. The final batch was shipped to Japanese retailers in April, according to IT Media. Once these units are sold, new cassette Walkmans will no longer be available through [...]

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Microsoft Gears Up For Head-To-Head Combat With Apple at the Mall of America

This is just downright cartoonish. In an attempt to stay relevant, Microsoft, as you’re probably already aware, has been at work opening a chain of retail stores to do battle in the IRL with Jobs and Friends. But this is perhaps no bigger a pissing contest than in the Mall of America, where Microsoft is [...]

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