Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to [...]
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Ah, Tequila
A friend sent me this video today. I love tequila and I could not resist sharing this with all. Author Unknown… Enjoy
Run – Were all going to die…
It’s 5 Minutes To Midnight -The Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” ahead by two minutes. “This deteriorating state of global affairs leads the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists–in consultation with a Board of Sponsors that includes 18 Nobel laureates–to move [...]
Obituary – The Pillsbury Doughboy
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of [...]
Happy Halloween
Costume Party (Joke) A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:Dear Sir, Please [...]
The Hump-day Cure
I find Wednesday to be particularly slow and monotonous. The after lunch hours are often the hardest. Lately I have found something that makes the day easier to handle. My secret cure… Fox’s “The Family Guy” television show. The internet is riddled with shorts of this hilariously funny (and oh so politically incorrect) show. Family [...]
The Cheesiest Tattoo of all Time
There is a TLC show called Miami-Ink. Miami-Ink is a tattoo parlor in Miami Florida. I am a big fan of the show and the artists especially Chris Garver. Usually the show highlights some great work done with stories from the individuals that are getting inked. Yesterdays show “Kat: A Fish Out of Water” was [...]
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