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“Live Passionately” – Don’t Throw Gang Signs!
Have you seen the new ”Live passionately” adds in Virginia? The new slogan created by The Virginia Tourism Corp is to be used in tandem with the 1969 slogan ”Virginia is for lovers”. Virginia Beach tourism officials started pushing its new slogan Wednesday. At Neptune’s Park in Virginia Beach the Virginia Tourism Corp. gave tourists [...]
I finally found that guy I’ve been talking to at Microsoft tech support.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.” Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and [...]
Today’s Reading is from the Book of Corporate Life
Chapter 11, Verses 1-15: 1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without Form. 4. And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, ”It is a crock of shit [...]
Keep Your iPod Safe – Make It Look Like A Zune
There has been a lot of news recently about the high theft rate of the Apple iPod. On the flip side there has been absolutely no news about the Microsoft Zune player. Hide-a-Pod (hideapod.com) protects your iPod or iPhone by making it look like a Zune player. First let me say that no this is [...]
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s a Man In A Lawn-chair
Some people are never satisfied. In his second flight Kent Couch of Oregon strapped himself into his lawn chair. 105 large helium balloons enabled Couch to to soar for close to nine hours. His journey was approximately 193 miles.Couch most likely got the idea from Larry Walter the original lawn chair pilot. Walter’s flew his [...]
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
7:00 pm – Opening flag burning 7:15 pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm – How I [...]
Friday Fun Part Deux
It’s A Two For One Spécial! Well Friday has come once again. I have to thank Scott for sending me the below video. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this. I love chipmunks, and fart jokes are always in good taste… Part Un (running with the French theme) Chipmunk Commercial [...]
Friday Fun – South Park Mac vs. PC
There is a love / hate feud over the Mac vs. PC television commercials. (Not to mention the religious war of the Mac PC OS.) Those love / hate feelings belong to Mac and Windows users. No matter what side of the fence you fall on, I think everyone can enjoy this little parody that [...]
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