Be safe out there tonight. Make sure you eat lots of candy “Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. If you don’t, I won’t be sad. I’ll just make you wish you had!”
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New Stock Market Terms
CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING [...]
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Grog-filled Talk Like a Pirate Day ye mangy dog. Put yer parrot on yer shoulder and get to pillaging and plundering. What’s that? Ye didn’t be knowin’ today was th’ offical Talk Like a Pirate Day… What country be ye from? Grab yer lass park it on th’ couch and have a Pirates O’ Th’ [...]
Monday Madness – Celebrity Muppets
After this weekends disheartening Washington Redskins loss I had to find something to cheer me up. Luckily a friend sent me these pictures that were too funny not to share. Happy Monday
Dear Santa – Please Bring Me A uSpace Cocoon For Christmas
My wife often brings me items to add to her ‘wish‘ list that she finds in various magazines or on TV. My desk is covered with torn pages full of goodies. By the way she loves her new YogaToes that just arrived. Sometimes when she leaves me these cutouts it’s hard to tell if she [...]
Holy Hookah Batman – Cheech and Chong Finally Reunite
I never thought this day would come. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong have finally made plans to reunite for their first comedy tour in 25 years. The details of the “Hey, What’s That Smell?” tour were announced today during a news conference in Hollywood. This isn’t the first time Cheech and Chong have tried to [...]
Flesh Feeding Fish Pedicure – Anyone?
Now this is just crazy! I saw this on the local news the other night and just couldn’t believe my eyes. A local (Alexandria, VA) salon is offering a pedicure treatment that involves tiny carp (Garra Rufa) fish that eat away your dead skin and callouses. Like hungry little piranha’s these “Dr. Fish” nibble at [...]
LOL – ”America Deserves More”
Here is your laugh for the day. A friend forwarded this one to me and I couldn’t pass up sharing it with you. Get your ”None Of The Above 08” bumper sticker or T-Shirt today. “Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils? Don’t you think America Deserves More? So do we!” Kudos to [...]
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